Tomato and PotatoSong. note, the tune is tune of mosquito song Whenever I see a Potato, I will think of a Tomato. Neither I or the mosquitoes eats the Tomato, so it will feel so low. We all feel very sorry, and of course very pity.
Tomato, juicy, but always so lonely. Always makes us worry, and sorry. Tomato, tasty, but no one wants to eat it. just because it is fat and red, just because it is a Tomato.
Whenever I see a Tomato, I will think of a Potato. The tomato just feels very low. While the potato's friends are in a long row. The tomato makes us feel pity, while the potato is the king of the city. The rotation of the kings, are still always moving. Tomato is still waiting for news, from his friendly friend, Luke. Tomato, juicy, but always so lonely. Always makes us worry, snd sorry. Tomato, tasty, but no one wants to eat it. just because it is fat and red, just because it is a tomato.
Barney is a dinosaur without imagination. He likes to hit his head so much that he went up to heaven.
Barney is a dinosaur without digestive system. One day he ate char kuay teow and died of constipation.
Barney is a dinosaur with lots of pespiration. One day he take NAPFA test and collapsed in exhaustion.
Barney is a dummy!
:) Yi Hao
Recorder Ode to joy
B B C D D C B A G G A B B A A A A C D D C B A G G A B A G G
Recorder Do-Re-Mi
C D E C E C E D E F F E D F E F G E G E G F G A A G F A G C D E F G A A D E F G A B B E F G A B C A B C C B A F B G C G F E C D E C E C E D E F F E D F E F G E G E G F G A A G F A G C D E F G A A D E F G A B B E F G A B C A B C C B A F B G C C D E F G A B C G C
There are five children in the Dam family, and the oldest child was George. The children were named Georgina, Georga, Georgee and Gerogi.
Q: What's the name of the fifth child (this is super easy)
A:George!!
Baa, baa, black shit, have you any shit? Yes sir, yes sir, 3 bowls full. None for my master, none for my dame, 3 for the toilet bowl which lives down the lane. Baa, baa, black shit, have you any shit? Yes sir, yes sir, 3 bowls full. Borrowed from Yi Hao.
Q:There was a bird that was very scientific. One day, there was a thunderstorm and he was flying through it. Suddenly, there was a flash of lightning and then, he was no longer seen any longer.(He died) Why is that so?
A:Because it covered it's ears, as it knew after lightning will come thunder. So as it covered it's ears, it stopped flying and crashed into the ground. Get it???
By Joshua Goh.(joshuagohllests_reventon)
We will, we will, kick your butt, let you fart,
all the way to pizza hut.
Turn on the gas we burn the rest,
all the way to wild wild wet.
Drink Milo, act hero
go exam, get zero
Go Hong Kong , kiss King Kong
Every body 笑 ding dong!!!
Whenever I see a Potato, I will think of a Tomato.
Neither I or the mosquitoes eats the Tomato, so it will feel so low.
We all feel very sorry, and of course very pity.
Tomato, juicy, but always so lonely.
Always makes us worry, and sorry.
Tomato, tasty, but no one wants to eat it.
just because it is fat and red, just because it is a Tomato.
Whenever I see a Tomato, I will think of a Potato.
The tomato just feels very low. While the potato's friends are in a long row.
The tomato makes us feel pity, while the potato is the king of the city.
The rotation of the kings, are still always moving.
Tomato is still waiting for news, from his friendly friend, Luke.
Tomato, juicy, but always so lonely.
Always makes us worry, snd sorry.
Tomato, tasty, but no one wants to eat it.
just because it is fat and red, just because it is a tomato.
Hey, but if you still prefer the orginal Mosquito Song, refer here!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPIYrD1Rmqw
Barney is a dinosaur without imagination. He likes to hit his head so much that he went up to heaven.
Barney is a dinosaur without digestive system. One day he ate char kuay teow and died of constipation.
Barney is a dinosaur with lots of pespiration. One day he take NAPFA test and collapsed in exhaustion.
Barney is a dummy!
:) Yi Hao
Recorder Ode to joy
B B C D D C B A G G A B B A A A A C D D C B A G G A B A G G
Recorder Do-Re-Mi
C D E C E C E D E F F E D F E F G E G E G F G A A G F A G C D E F G A A D E F G A B B E F G A B C A B C C B A F B G C G F E C D E C E C E D E F F E D F E F G E G E G F G A A G F A G C D E F G A A D E F G A B B E F G A B C A B C C B A F B G C C D E F G A B C G C
There are five children in the Dam family, and the oldest child was George. The children were named Georgina, Georga, Georgee and Gerogi.
Q: What's the name of the fifth child (this is super easy)
A:George!!
Baa, baa, black shit, have you any shit? Yes sir, yes sir, 3 bowls full. None for my master, none for my dame, 3 for the toilet bowl which lives down the lane. Baa, baa, black shit, have you any shit? Yes sir, yes sir, 3 bowls full. Borrowed from Yi Hao.
Q:There was a bird that was very scientific. One day, there was a thunderstorm and he was flying through it. Suddenly, there was a flash of lightning and then, he was no longer seen any longer.(He died) Why is that so?
A:Because it covered it's ears, as it knew after lightning will come thunder. So as it covered it's ears, it stopped flying and crashed into the ground. Get it???
By Joshua Goh.(joshuagohllests_reventon)
http://www.tallrite.com/LightRelief/worldsbestjokes.htm and
http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/best-jokes-ever.html
is where you will find some nice jokes.-W
We will, we will, kick your butt, let you fart,
all the way to pizza hut.
Turn on the gas we burn the rest,
all the way to wild wild wet.
Drink Milo, act hero
go exam, get zero
Go Hong Kong , kiss King Kong
Every body 笑 ding dong!!!